Hogwarts AU meme

Specify:

student/professor/castle ghost, etc.
what house
what year
pure blood/muggle born/etc.
any other preferences

Pick a prompt below or RNG

Prompts:

Quidditch Match: are you a player? a fan? someone who doesn't care for the sport but got dragged along anyway?
Welcome Feast: first years getting sorted, old friends seeing each other again, and all that food!
NSFW (Not Safe For Wizards): grabbing a quickie in the prefect's bathroom, seven minutes in heaven in the Room of Requirement, or what little witches get up to in the girls' dormitories.
Detention: are you cleaning cauldrons or sent off into the Forbidden Forest? either way, you're in trouble!
Class: passing notes in Potions, running late for Care of Magical Creatures, discussing selfies in Muggle Studies... whatever you're doing, remember, you're here to learn!
Holidays: do you go home for Christmas, or are you still at school? and what ugly sweater is Mum going to send this year?
Hogsmeade: congratulations, your parents signed the permission form (or maybe you forged the signature). time for some time outside of school.
Diagon Alley: back to school shopping! don't forget to stop by Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes!
Choose Your Own Adventure: but remember, the wand chooses the wizard.

<center><h1>Hogwarts AU meme</h1>

Specify:
<ul><li>student/professor/castle ghost, etc.
<li>what house
<li>what year
<li>pure blood/muggle born/etc.
<li>any other preferences</ul>
Pick a prompt below or <a href="random.org">RNG</a>

<cut text="Accio prompts!">Prompts:
<ol><li>Quidditch Match: are you a player? a fan? someone who doesn't care for the sport but got dragged along anyway?
<li>Welcome Feast: first years getting sorted, old friends seeing each other again, and all that food!
<li>NSFW (Not Safe For Wizards): grabbing a quickie in the prefect's bathroom, seven minutes in heaven in the Room of Requirement, or what little witches get up to in the girls' dormitories.
<li>Detention: are you cleaning cauldrons or sent off into the Forbidden Forest? either way, you're in trouble!
<li>Class: passing notes in Potions, running late for Care of Magical Creatures, discussing selfies in Muggle Studies... whatever you're doing, remember, you're here to learn!
<li>Holidays: do you go home for Christmas, or are you still at school? and what ugly sweater is Mum going to send this year?
<li>Hogsmeade: congratulations, your parents signed the permission form (or maybe you forged the signature). time for some time outside of school.
<li>Diagon Alley: back to school shopping! don't forget to stop by Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes! 
<li>Choose Your Own Adventure: but remember, the wand chooses the wizard.</ol>